Dirty dicks, a tiki bar in paris of all places Is famous for their unique tropical creations, and bartender scotty schuders polynesian remedy is a prime example. Were crazy over the smoky, honeyed flavors. The dashes of scotch lend a mysterious vibe, like bonfire smoke hanging in the air at a beachside luau. Theres a ton of sweetness in this drink, so pick a dark rum with a lot of body and a sturdy flavor. Dirty dicks uses plantation, according to imbibe magazine. Plantation is a great rum here weve even tried this recipe with their pineapple-flavored style and loved it. Schuders recipe calls for a single-malt scotch with a lot of smoky flavor. We used laphroaig, a single-malt islay famous for its huge smoke flavors.